1 00:00:05,919 --> 00:00:07,400 Sorry to leave you standing up. 2 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,860 Although in your line of work, that might be a nice change of pace. 3 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,260 Oh my God, there's more. 4 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:18,440 What are they doing? Giving away a free toaster to the first thousand 5 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:22,640 misdemeanors? Got a flood down in Holden. Water pipe burst and most of 6 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,520 these guys got their first shower in a week. 7 00:00:24,740 --> 00:00:28,100 Well, we've got to do something about this. The hallway is no place for 8 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:29,100 violent criminals. 9 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,139 Don't worry. 10 00:00:30,140 --> 00:00:31,460 The violent ones are in your office. 11 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:39,880 Hi, fellas. 12 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,060 You don't say. 13 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:48,040 Roz, get them the hell out of here. 14 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:52,020 Yes, sir. There's no other place to isolate them, and these are the worst of 15 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:53,020 the lot. 16 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:54,100 What'd they do? 17 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:56,440 Beat up a balloon vendor in Central Park. 18 00:00:57,790 --> 00:00:59,390 He wouldn't make me a wiener dog. 19 00:01:01,830 --> 00:01:04,209 You guys find Art. Tell him I want to see him pronto. 20 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:12,050 So, you guys catch that Baryshnikov special on TV last night? 21 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:17,350 Harry, Harry, Harry, come on. What's the holdup? Look, I got a flight to Acapulco 22 00:01:17,350 --> 00:01:20,470 at 10 o'clock with a little Chiquita, and she's ready to mambo. 23 00:01:21,870 --> 00:01:25,250 Wouldn't count my margaritas just yet, Dan. We're up to our eyeballs in 24 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:28,380 defendants. Oh, come on, let the scum rot an extra day. 25 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:35,420 You've met the Marx Brothers, Groucho, Chico, Cujo. 26 00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:40,180 Only a cow wears leather better. 27 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,640 So, your honor, what do you want to see me about? 28 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:46,360 Oh, gee, Art, I don't know. What's new? 29 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,640 My keychain, but I really can't talk about it now, sir. I got a flood to deal 30 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,060 with. Art, how long is this going to take? 31 00:01:54,610 --> 00:01:57,670 No telling. I haven't seen this much water since I fell into the tank at 32 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:58,670 SeaWorld. 33 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:00,390 Oh, come on, Art. 34 00:02:00,630 --> 00:02:03,010 How bad could it be? What do you got down there? A couple of puddles? 35 00:02:03,350 --> 00:02:04,750 Get everybody out of holding, sir. 36 00:02:08,930 --> 00:02:09,930 Boy, 37 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:11,690 there's a heck of an undertow. 38 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:59,280 Now, I realize, Mr. Ortiz, that smokers believe they have a certain right to 39 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:04,140 indulge in their habit, but what you did in that restaurant goes way beyond any 40 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:06,060 reasonable exercise of freedom. 41 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:14,120 That's a $50 fine, and no buts about it. 42 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,480 John, I hate getting water in my ear. 43 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:27,440 I sure hope that brain is anchored to something. 44 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,320 Well, these shouldn't take too long. 45 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,600 Oh, no. 46 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,240 But these will. 47 00:03:39,340 --> 00:03:41,900 Harry, you're not thinking about trying to do all these cases in one night. 48 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,640 Well, Dan, what do you suggest? That we leave those poor people out there 49 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,820 chained to the walls like the Tower of London so you can work on your tan line 50 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:48,820 in Acapulco? 51 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:50,700 Exactly. 52 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:54,690 Look, my tickets are frequent flyer freebies. They expire at midnight. 53 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:58,410 I'm sorry, Dan. We have a full docket. 54 00:03:58,630 --> 00:04:00,310 Damn it, man. So do I. 55 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:05,770 She can peel a lime with her tongue, Harry. 56 00:04:07,430 --> 00:04:10,990 Keep a rude thought, and we'll try to get through this as soon as possible. 57 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:12,790 What's up, Max? 58 00:04:12,970 --> 00:04:16,850 A little case of disturbing the peace at a Star Trek convention, sir. 59 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:20,790 Admit it. The old Enterprise was a piece of junk. 60 00:04:21,149 --> 00:04:23,670 Oh, yeah? How would you like a Vulcan death grip? 61 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,770 How do you like the Bailiff bull grip? 62 00:04:29,590 --> 00:04:33,110 What do we have here? A little friction twixt the old truckies and the new? 63 00:04:33,570 --> 00:04:36,730 Yes, sir. They were involved in a brawl that broke out at their convention 64 00:04:36,730 --> 00:04:40,830 during a seminar on the role of androids on Starfleet command vehicles. 65 00:04:41,970 --> 00:04:44,410 Don't you guys ever just get loaded and hire a stripper? 66 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:49,890 Captain Kirk would never have allowed androids on the bridge. Rules are rules. 67 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:51,179 Oh, yeah? 68 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:54,760 He didn't seem to have any trouble breaking the prime directive any time he 69 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:58,320 felt like it. Go suck on a tribble! Go sit on a phaser! 70 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:04,280 None of that language in my courtroom. 71 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,260 Pants? My clients plead innocent, Your Honor. What ground? 72 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:11,340 Well, they claim to be victims of a mind melt. 73 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,560 A mind melt. 74 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:18,080 Oh, come on! Get real, guys! 75 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:21,590 Star Trek is a TV show for criminy's sake. 76 00:05:21,850 --> 00:05:25,610 I'm going to fine you each 30 bucks, and I suggest you stop living with your 77 00:05:25,610 --> 00:05:26,610 parents. 78 00:05:27,950 --> 00:05:30,310 You have no authority over us. 79 00:05:30,530 --> 00:05:35,730 I beg your pardon? We are governed by the laws of the Federation. Is that so? 80 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:39,070 Okay, that's contempt, Chucko. One day in the county jail. 81 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,110 That's what you think. 82 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:44,990 Beam us up. 83 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,360 big deal. 84 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:03,320 Can they do this? 85 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:13,360 And let's remember that even though rap music may seem obnoxious to some, it's 86 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:18,160 still no reason for a neighborhood confrontation. Come on, let's all be 87 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,760 brothers. And I'll dismiss the charges. 88 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:26,880 Well, thank you, George. We love to rhyme. 89 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,360 No, 90 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,840 listen, listen. There's no way I'm going to be able to make the 10 o'clock to 91 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,480 Acapulco. What else you got leaving before midnight? 92 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,240 10.30 to Switzerland. 93 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,780 Okay, I'll take it. Yes, I'll hold. 94 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:04,220 Hey, Dan, aren't you going to have to go home and pack your cold weather clothes? 95 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:06,620 I don't pack clothes. 96 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:08,740 What's in your suitcase? 97 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:12,180 Never mind. 98 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,900 Hey, by the way, what is the voltage over there? 110 or 220? 99 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:22,000 People versus Abrams, sexual harassment. 100 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:26,100 Oh, not another one. Whatever happened to men showing women a little respect? 101 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:31,300 Your Honor, actually, Mr. Hirsch is the victim here. The woman won't leave me 102 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:32,300 alone. 103 00:07:33,070 --> 00:07:36,770 Yes, he claims Miss Abrams is, and I quote, obsessed with me physically, 104 00:07:37,030 --> 00:07:41,330 interpreting my friendliness as an overture to an endless carnal rampage. 105 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:45,190 And you've got a problem with that? 106 00:07:47,730 --> 00:07:48,750 It's a nightmare. 107 00:07:49,490 --> 00:07:53,190 I take her out once, Your Honor, and ever since, she's been hot for my bod. 108 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:58,630 This man is hallucinating. I don't find him the least bit attractive. 109 00:07:59,530 --> 00:08:00,530 Right. 110 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:05,340 She sends me a tape that's suggestive and full of obscenities. I lent him my 111 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:06,340 Eddie Murphy album. 112 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,720 Then what about all those times I saw you parked across the street? 113 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,580 I live across the street. 114 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:16,000 And those filthy messages you left on my answering machine? 115 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:20,980 I called you twice to let you know that your dog was out. My dog was out? 116 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,360 I think we know what she means by that. 117 00:08:27,620 --> 00:08:28,620 Oh, yeah. 118 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:33,950 Miss Abrams, do you think it might be possible for you in the future to 119 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:36,130 confine your fantasies to other men? 120 00:08:36,590 --> 00:08:38,470 Yeah, I'll try. Believe me. 121 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:43,830 That's great. And Mr. Hirsch, I'm afraid that a man of your obvious magnetism 122 00:08:43,830 --> 00:08:46,210 just has to learn to live with this kind of burden. 123 00:08:47,190 --> 00:08:48,250 You got that right. 124 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:51,450 Case dismissed. 125 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:59,210 Thank you, Your Honor. You don't know what a relief this is. All in a day's 126 00:08:59,210 --> 00:09:00,210 work. 127 00:09:00,839 --> 00:09:03,940 So, can I fix your dinner a little later tonight? 128 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,720 No, I don't think that'll be necessary. 129 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:09,460 Why not? 130 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:12,700 After all we've been through, don't I mean anything to you? 131 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,500 Right. 132 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:21,120 Oh, oh, so this is how you're going to end it. You're just going to use me and 133 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,120 throw... 134 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,800 Your Honor, the defendant was spotted running from the bank. 135 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,680 When the police gave chase, the defendant climbed the chain-link fence, 136 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,840 scaled a four-story fire escape, and vaulted from rooftop to rooftop and was 137 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:40,920 subdued only after assaulting four members of the SWAT team. 138 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:42,880 How do you plead? 139 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:44,260 Not guilty. 140 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:56,020 Well, obviously, there's been some kind of... 141 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:01,060 I'm going to dismiss the charges, Mrs. Roscoff. You're free to go. Thank you. 142 00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:10,440 Good news, Your Honor. 143 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:13,760 The water's still rising. We're moving everything to higher grounds. 144 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:18,700 Art, I've still got a hallway full of defendants. What's taking so long? 145 00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:22,660 Hey, look, I'm doing my best, but every time I turn my back, my crew, they're 146 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:24,480 doing cannonballs down the elevator shaft. 147 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,040 Get us out of here, Matt. 148 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,940 Yes, sir. Call Ray Roberts and Sprague. 149 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:32,760 Assault in Central Park. 150 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:37,320 Those three maniacs slashed my entire inventory, Your Honor. I mean, look at 151 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,000 this. Nothing but useless rubber. 152 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,700 This wouldn't happen if you kept them in your wallet like other guys. 153 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:51,640 Matt, these three maniacs wouldn't happen to be the gentlemen in my office, 154 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:52,359 would they? 155 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,360 Why not? 156 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,660 They cut their way loose. 157 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,160 They escaped. 158 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,010 Now, come on, sir. It's not going to do any good to get emotional. 159 00:11:02,610 --> 00:11:03,610 How did they get loose? 160 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:06,310 They used the glass from your Mel Torme picture. 161 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:12,710 Bring me their heads! 162 00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:18,130 Oh, 163 00:11:19,050 --> 00:11:20,590 Roz, any word on those escaped prisoners? 164 00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:24,110 Found one of them, sir. He was hiding behind the main electrical generator. 165 00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:30,900 and have him searched. 166 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:35,660 One of those guys has Mel's ear, and I want it back. 167 00:11:37,380 --> 00:11:40,020 Harry, we'd better speed it up, or the defendants in the hall are going to be 168 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,280 chained there all weekend. 169 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,680 That's right, and I'm never going to make my play to Switzerland. 170 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,440 Well, Dan, we can talk faster, if that. 171 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,100 Alp. 172 00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:05,890 inside, Miss Sullivan. What's up, Mac? Girl, people versus Becker. 173 00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:07,129 Oh, yeah? 174 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:09,810 Well, how would you like me to squeeze you till you pass? 175 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,070 Psycho! Pervert! 176 00:12:11,390 --> 00:12:13,210 Ah, the poetry of the street. 177 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:20,150 Your Honor, Mr. Rollins was attacked by Mr. Becker following an unsatisfactory 178 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:23,670 business transaction involving Rubber Rita here. 179 00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:29,810 I'm sure she's a real knockout when fully inflated. Defense? 180 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:37,020 Uh, during what you might call a rather intimate moment, sir, my client friend 181 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:39,700 blew out a boob. 182 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:48,680 Women. And now this worm will give me back my 75 bucks. Hey, you overinflated 183 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,520 her at the proper pressure. My gals are indestructible. 184 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:53,680 Might I demonstrate, Your Honor? 185 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,240 Be my guest. 186 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,000 Sir, do you realize how long this will take? 187 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,000 No, but I bet you do. 188 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:08,520 Maybe I can help. 189 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:12,360 Hey, I'll have her full figured in a second. 190 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:17,780 I knew a girl in the sixth grade that developed this quickly. 191 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,500 That's enough. I can't turn off the helium. 192 00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:33,740 Well, she certainly is an active girl. 193 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,120 That'll be a $50 fine. Let's take a minute to air out the courtroom. 194 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:41,660 That's a good idea. I'll go to my office and try to fix this. 195 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:48,260 It's terrible, Your Honor. We're losing ground. 196 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,460 I think we should evacuate the women and children while there's still time. 197 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,100 Arch, get a grip on yourself. 198 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:57,460 Now, what did the city say when you asked them to turn off the water? 199 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,680 They'll do that? 200 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:06,580 that you planned to withhold. 201 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,020 This little piece of information. 202 00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:20,540 Sir, 203 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,160 they found another one of the escaped prisoners. 204 00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:27,100 He was hiding in the cafeteria freezer. 205 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:31,300 Come on, let's go toast those buns on a hot plate. 206 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,260 contestant, Matt. Yes, sir. People versus Williams. 207 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,960 Look at what he did to my son. 208 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:42,140 What happened to your arm, son? 209 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,560 He broke it. 210 00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:45,059 And he is? 211 00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:49,580 The famous children's book author, Your Honor, Dr. Wiggle. How do you do? 212 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:54,860 Mrs. Williams assaulted the doc during an autograph session of his new book, 213 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,580 Fleas in Your Tree's No Sneezes, Please. 214 00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:02,140 Sir, my client contends that her son's injury was as a result of his imitating 215 00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:03,920 one of Dr. Wiggle's characters, the... 216 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:05,350 Snert. 217 00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,790 You were imitating a snert? 218 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:17,830 Tommy never would have put that trapeze in the trees if Wiggle didn't plant the 219 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,010 idea. Oh, please. 220 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:23,750 I never meant the boy any harm. It was purely his folly that broke his arm. The 221 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:28,630 snert is a snoozle and not real at all. You can't blame a snoozle for causing 222 00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:29,630 his fall. 223 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,800 boy only climbed in the tree because of a drawing on page 33. 224 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,440 Your Honor, she hit the poor man with her shoe. Well, you can see the spots 225 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,520 clearly. Bump one and bump two. I object. 226 00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:42,820 You object? 227 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,700 Overruled. This is stupid. 228 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,340 I'm Donner. I'm Blitzen. I'm Comet and Cupid. 229 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:55,880 Well, I'm fining you 50, and that should be it. Now, get out of here, you dumb 230 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,880 little... 231 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:06,260 Keep it rolling, Matt. Yes, sir. People versus Laporta. 232 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:07,720 Mr. Prosecutor? 233 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:11,900 Yes, sir. The Laportas were involved in a domestic altercation stemming from a 234 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:14,420 dispute over their baby's parentage. 235 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,540 Are you the child's natural parent? 236 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,760 No. 237 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:24,800 Your Honor, Mr. Laporta claims that this baby's father is a man named Floppo. 238 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:30,660 Floppo? A clown, Your Honor. A wolf in a rubber nose. 239 00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:32,060 Your Honor. 240 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:37,540 I had nothing but a purely platonic relationship with Floppo. How do you 241 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,760 explain the exploding cigar butts in the ashtray? 242 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:44,600 He just stopped by. We tossed a couple of pies. That was it. 243 00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:47,760 Oh, yeah? Then how did this get into our bed? 244 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,520 I tell you, Judge, that is not my baby. 245 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,640 Okay, I'm going to remand this over to the family court. A blood test should 246 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,860 settle it once and for all. 247 00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,440 Fine. 248 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:01,420 Oh. 249 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:10,560 to have learned your lesson? 250 00:17:10,819 --> 00:17:15,740 It's not only stupid, it's dangerous to be racing at each other playing chicken 251 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:16,859 on the Belt Parkway. 252 00:17:19,859 --> 00:17:20,859 $50 each. 253 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,160 And be careful crossing the road. 254 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,580 Here's your suitcase, Dan. 255 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:32,980 Fantastic. One more case and I'm on my way to Switzerland. Now look, tell the 256 00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:36,100 parking attendant to pull my car around front and I'll bring you back some 257 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,930 lederhosen. Leather shorts, all right. 258 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,130 People versus Danielson. 259 00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:48,490 Another five minutes and I'll be giving ein bisschen Fraulein a reason to yodel. 260 00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:52,670 Nothing can stop me now. 261 00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:44,460 1115 flight. 262 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:46,440 1130? 263 00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:53,440 Not a chance. 264 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:57,360 All right, look, what's the last flight you've got out before midnight? 265 00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:01,740 Anywhere. 1158, arriving Bulgaria. 266 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,560 What the hell is that doing in Bulgaria? 267 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,080 Confined to our hotels? 268 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,760 I'll take it. 269 00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:15,090 Come on, speedy! 270 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:18,890 Move on! 271 00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:31,110 I take it this guy was not busted 272 00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:32,130 for purse snatching? 273 00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:34,570 No, sir. 274 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:35,810 Obstruction of traffic. 275 00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:38,290 He was trying to cross the street during rush hour. 276 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:42,590 The road running here caused a major gridlock over most of lower Manhattan. 277 00:19:42,810 --> 00:19:45,730 when it took him eight signal changes to cross Times Square. 278 00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:49,570 Gee, I bet you know all the latest swear words. 279 00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:54,290 Evidence seems pretty clear. I say let's fight him and fly. 280 00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:59,050 Your Honor, Mr. Danielson suffers from a rare condition, and therefore I ask the 281 00:19:59,050 --> 00:20:00,050 court for leniency. 282 00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:02,390 I think he'd like to speak. 283 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,050 No, don't let him talk. 284 00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:11,690 It is his right, Counselor. Speak your mind, Mr. Danielson. 285 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:18,680 I have a card which explains my condition. 286 00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:41,950 to call his father as a witness? What? 287 00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:51,370 Wait, no, no. State, drop the charges. You're free. 288 00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:55,130 Okay. 289 00:21:57,970 --> 00:22:00,550 Well, that pretty much wraps it up. Court's adjourned. 290 00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:02,690 Bulgaria, here I come. 291 00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:05,650 Listen, I'm going to send you back each a track receipt, okay? 292 00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:23,570 think to look. 293 00:22:23,730 --> 00:22:25,610 It's the one place we didn't want to look. 294 00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:28,830 Give me this stuff back. 295 00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:32,210 If you've wrinkled my Zorro cape, you're dead meat, bud. 296 00:22:34,430 --> 00:22:35,890 So, you got plans for the weekend? 297 00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:39,190 Well, the Guggenheim is having an exhibit of the Queen's Hat. 298 00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:41,050 You want to come? 299 00:22:41,430 --> 00:22:44,750 Oh, gee, I'd love to, but I've got to spend the weekend getting a new frame 300 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:45,609 for Mel. 301 00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:46,449 Dang way! 302 00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:47,450 Coming through! 303 00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:48,470 All right. 304 00:22:48,890 --> 00:22:51,890 What's up? Can't talk, sir. I got one more valve to turn off.